stoichiometry
2003-10-09, 8:39 p.m.
sometimes, when i need a chuckle, i think about my high school chemistry teacher and when he took a whole class to tell us two stories.
in the first, he was climbing el capitan, got knocked out by a falling slab of rock, and hung on the side for like 18 hours until he got rescued.
the other was his recount, in gruesome detail, of how he literally froze his balls cross-country skiing because he forgot how cold it was. imagine a little minnesotan chemistry teacher in a lab coat saying, "then i realized that my balls were frozen!"